Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Dido Monkeys

Rush Limbaugh: this guy is a piece of crap. There are many pieces of crap in our world, but there's something special about this turd. This guy apparently has the power to influence otherwise intellegent people into crap slinging mindless monkeys that say, "Kudos Rush," and they go on thumping his nonsense to anyone who will listen. Or should I say bits and pieces of his nonsense.
So, here it is...
I personally listen to Rush once in a while, when I'm driving to whereever I might be driving. I do this to keep up with his nonsense and to understand where some people are coming from when they start spouting off political crap that just flat out doesn't make sense.
That being said, if you have ever found yourself listening to Rush, and you are in agreement with him on more than two out of every 30 sentences, you are a total piece of crap.
You are what is wrong with America.
On the opposite end there is this pathetic loser named Ed Shultz; this guy is as bad or worse than Rush because he is a wanna be democratic Rush. The guy has no talent, in fact the first time I heard him I thought I was listening to Rush. Apparently the thing to be if you are on his side is an "Ed Head," which is the opposite of a "Dido Monkey."
If you listen to and agree with Ed Shultz, you are also what is wrong with America - most likely an even more pathetic version than the Dido Monkey.
So, might I suggest to all of you who like either one of these two rambling losers - start thinking for yourself and quit relying on two pathetic pieces of crap as your main, and probably only information source.

2 comments:

Erin said...

I agree that they are both total douchebags. I have seen Ed Schultz "broadcasting" from his laptop at a couple of airports over the past couple of years. FAR, MSP, O'Hare, DCA. This means one thing - he is on the same flight as me. Please alleged god, don't let him sit where I can hear his voice over my ipod.

Ian said...

You've gotta laugh at Rush because he usually doesn't have a leg to stand on so he is reduced to name calling and extremely childish behavior. This guy never matured past the fifth grade if you ask me.
I think the real problem lies with the jackasses who put these kind of people on the air in the first place, and the jackasses who support them by listening to their shows.